I have two hands!

So Today in my math class, something caught my attention. A fellow student of mine writes with his left hand! What is this sorcery?! But seriously, who does that? I mean, yes a load of people, but still I consider it weird. My brother and father are both lefties, lucky I avoided the fate. It is my personal conspiracy theory that the world is just a little bit harder on left handers. Did you know pencils are made for the comfort of the right hand? It's true. back in ye ole days, you had to swing your sword with your right hand! "But I'm not right handed..." Well, that sucks, Sir Lance-a-Left! 
       I don't hate left handers, on the contrary, I think that many left handers are very interesting people. Like how they are likely to make especially good baseball players, tennis players, swimmers, boxers and fencers (almost 40% of the top tennis players are lefties), they are more prone to become alcoholics, and are more likely to be on extreme poles of the intelligence scale! At least, that's stuff that I just copy and pasted from some website on Google. 
       But I thought, "What a wonderful group of people! Maybe if I adopt their ways they will take me in as their own..." So I thought I would practice writing my name ambidextrously. So...

right handed!

                                                                              And...

left handed... yeah...

I guess I will never be a lefty after all, it just wasn't meant to be. Oh, and BTDubs, please comment if you liked this blog. Positive comments encourage me to make more because I know you're reading them. Negative comments inspire me to make more to prove that you're wrong, and a terrible person for being mean to me.